Academic Boycott of Israel

I am delighted to announce that the American Studies Association has voted to boycott Israeli academics. Just in case anybody was thinking that leftists like us in the Free Palestine movement sometimes make contradictory (or even hypocritical) statements, especially with respect to Islam and the Zionist entity, I want to make it crystal clear that this is not the case. As you will see from this list, there is absolutely no inconsistency in what we leftists believe.

Subject	What every Leftist believes	What every Leftist believes
Academic freedom	Academic freedom is sacrosanct and universal	Boycott all Israeli academics (except for Arab Israelis of course)
Freedom of speech	Freedom of speech is sacrosanct and universal	No platform for Zionists, no platform for ‘Islamaphobes’
Antisemitism	Antisemitism, like Islamaphobia, must always be condemned	The Zionists control America. The Zionists control the media, The Zionists control the world banking system,  etc
Nuclear energy	Must be banned in every country of the world	Iran has an absolute right to nuclear energy
Nuclear weapons	Must be banned in every country of the world	Iran has an absolute right to nuclear weapons
Immigration and freedom of movement	There should be no international borders – every person has a right to live wherever they want	Not a single Jew has a right to live in their historic homeland
Eviction	Evicting any person from their home – even if they have lived there for a matter of hours is a crime against humanity	Every Jew living in Israel, including those who are over a hundred and have never lived anywhere else, must be forcibly ‘returned’ to Poland or Germany
Ethnic cleansing	Attempts to resettle two Arab families illegally squatting in Jewish owned buildings in Jerusalem is ethnic cleansing and must be stopped.	All 600,000 Jews who live on the “West Bank” who paid for their land and houses must be forcibly removed.
Racism	Any oppression of people because of their race, colour, or religion is a crime against humanity and must be aggressively confronted wherever it occurs	Muslim oppression of Jews and Christians is a natural reaction to the crimes of the West; muslim oppression of blacks and other non-Muslims is just a natural cultural phenomenon
Gay rights	Any discrimination of people because of their sexual orientation is a crime against humanity and must be aggressively confronted	Opposing the death penalty for gays in Muslim countries is a colonialist attitude that shows a racist insensitivity to traditional Muslim culture.
Feminism	Any oppression of women is a crime against humanity and must be aggressively confronted	Any attempt to highlight oppression of women in Islamic countries is colonialist attitude that shows a racist insensitivity to traditional Muslim culture.
Colonialism	All colonialists are evil racists who must be destroyed	Islamic colonial conquests of the West are necessary for multicultural diversity
Nationalism	All forms of nationalism are racist	Arab nationalists are heroes
Capital Punishment	Must be universally banned. No government ever has the right to take a life no matter how serious the crime.	The fact that Muslim countries like Iran hang hundreds of people each day (mostly political prisoners) has nothing to with us – those criminals were probably really evil child murderers or even worse - Zionist collaborators
Forced Conformity	Forcing people to dress in a particular way is a crime against freedom and humanity	People who complain about women being forced to wear the burka are racist Islamaphobes
War generally	The ultimate horror and always to be avoided at all costs	We are all Hezbollah, We are all Hamas. Bomb Israel!
Weapons	All weapons everywhere in the world should be made illegal and destroyed	We must arm Hamas, Hezbollah as they are freedom fighting heroes
Armed intervention in other countries	We must never intervene -  if we do they (the Muslims) will have every right to hate us and terrorise us	We must organize a UN force to stop any kind of violence against Muslims by non-Muslims.
The right to self defence	Israel and the West has no right to self-defence against acts of terrorism	Muslim acts of terrorism are always valid acts of self-defence
Religion	Religion is the opium of the masses. It should be ridiculed and banned	All aspects of Islam must be respected
Impact of Religion	Religion causes wars	Islam is the religion of peace